Thursday, April 23, 2009

Rumbling Mad!

Rumbling mad I say!!!

Music Choice, the provider of music channels for Charter Cable, has removed from it's lineup both Bluegrass and Americana! Hey you duufs! This is real music, not some churned out crap done with the same old studio musicians by the same old producers with the same old sound! This is art and expression, heartfelt, heartland, home-spun, feel good stuff!

Well Charter Cable, I can remove you from MY lineup, too! Ever hear of streaming (rhymes with steaming like me right now)? Maybe that's why Charter Cable is filing Chapter 11! Serves you right soaking the customer for tons of worthless channels that you say adds value!

Charter Cable, I always thought this was your theme song (to the tune 'My name is McNamara, I'm the leader of the band...):

I am the cable company,
The only one in town,
I got you by the gonads,
Coz there's no one else around!
It doesn't matter,
What you want,
There's nothing you can do,
Coz I am Charter Cable,
And it sure sucks being you!

**Not so fast Charter Cable. No matter what the decision, we always have at least two choices!

2 comments:

  1. All cable companies suck.

    Nice picture - can I join in?

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  2. Sure. It's our cousin reunion from 2007 and those varmints are mine!

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