Monday, April 27, 2009

My Priners


Can't put a price on a Priner. Kinda like a Sears Craftsman tool; guaranteed for life. If you're a John Prine fan, singing it in the car, hummin' along in the kitchen, sharin' that Priner attitude with valued friends who get along better than this is hard to imagine being legal. Break the darn law.

Priner attitude?

Everything,
Is a mole hill,
Nothing more.

But we have,
A mountain,
Of good friends.

The harvest of smiles,
Is bountiful.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Beer Booty

This came from one of them cabin tales last week.

Beer Booty

The story goes,
From long ago,
My eighth grade buds,
And me,
Stole some beer,
From the neighbor’s shed,
Went camping,
Just us three.

The booty was,
Four cases Schmidt,
The cans were steel,
Back then.
What wasn’t drank,
Around the fire,
We hid,
To drink again.

Most went,
In the river,
A six pack,
There and here,
And in the spring,
Of a secret cave,
We’d always have,
Cold beer!

Tucked away,
On a summer day,
After chores,
So hot and stinkin’,
We always had,
A cold one,
Down by the stream,
For drinkin’.

Reach down and find,
A six pack,
Roll one ‘cross your brow,
Wonder what the poor are doin’,
We’re pretty rich right now.

Now it’s quite,
A few years later,
But some Schmidt,
Still ain’t been found.
And somewhere,
There’s a six pack,
That needs to be drank down.
In the river,
It will sparkle,
When the sunshine,
Hits it so,
Reach down and grab,
A cold one,
Life is good,
Ya know!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Rumbling Mad!

Rumbling mad I say!!!

Music Choice, the provider of music channels for Charter Cable, has removed from it's lineup both Bluegrass and Americana! Hey you duufs! This is real music, not some churned out crap done with the same old studio musicians by the same old producers with the same old sound! This is art and expression, heartfelt, heartland, home-spun, feel good stuff!

Well Charter Cable, I can remove you from MY lineup, too! Ever hear of streaming (rhymes with steaming like me right now)? Maybe that's why Charter Cable is filing Chapter 11! Serves you right soaking the customer for tons of worthless channels that you say adds value!

Charter Cable, I always thought this was your theme song (to the tune 'My name is McNamara, I'm the leader of the band...):

I am the cable company,
The only one in town,
I got you by the gonads,
Coz there's no one else around!
It doesn't matter,
What you want,
There's nothing you can do,
Coz I am Charter Cable,
And it sure sucks being you!

**Not so fast Charter Cable. No matter what the decision, we always have at least two choices!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Raindrops on a Tin Roof

"I wonder what the poor folk are doin' tonight." Dave and I pondered that sitting on the porch of buddy Dave's cabin, drinks in hand, soaking in forest sounds and Canadian blend whiskey, mixed with just the slightest amount of ice and Diet Seven-Up. Priceless and perfect was the night. God had paroled us from a six month long Monday called winter and released a week of sixty degree, blue sky days, just for our five days of turkey hunting.

Dave's cabin sits overlooking a river valley, with rising limestone bluffs on the south side and a mix of forest brush and hardwood trees on the north. This north side, ten by sixteen cabin, sans electricity and running water, fills with cots and duffel bags, shotguns and camping chairs, crowding the permanent fixtures of a corner cabinet and small wood burning stove. The cabin door has a clasping latch, which most often fails to latch when old bladders get relieved, without fail, during the coldest part of the night. Normally that's also the time of night fire and heat have departed that wood burner, for lack of stoking.

The world improves greatly during cabin time, for it's that world that we solve all the problems for, no matter how late into the night it takes. And sometimes, we have an ocean of solving to do! Quite a think tank where the observations are proclaimed without.

Proud reflections of our families are beamed by each. Darn good kids. Retirement is pondered and envisioned, the northwoods lodge described, but yet to be built, where there will be bunks for all. No more cots!

The next day's hunting strategy is put in place, this by two hunters who have not one turkey between them through three spring and two fall seasons of attempted gobbling, clucking and yelping to lure in a Tom. I think I know what a turkey laugh sounds like now!

Friend George joined us for the weekend, as always bringing his pot of sausage and peppers, just so good, it can't be legal! And rain happened by for Saturday night, just because it could.

The cabin has a tin roof, keeps out rain and bats and that's all a person could ask. Saturday night, the rain on that tin roof had Dave reminiscing about the upstairs bedroom of his youth, where that rain on the roof sound would usher him and his brother to la-la land. And tonight it was back. "Great night's sleep tonight", he smiled and figured. And it got better.

Our brand new addition to the cabin was placed about fifty yards away the previous weekend... an outhouse beautifully built with boards and beams cut from the trees of Dave's land. This outhouse with an oak bench, a two foot porch and a tin roof was visited by Dave during that rainy Saturday night. He returned opening the hard latching door grinning and gleaming over the experience of sitting in that brand, spanking new outhouse (which does not stink) savoring the sound of rain on the outhouse roof. Just sit and enjoy!

Our season once again concluded with the population of wild turkeys unchanged. At the cabin, we left some Hormel chili and whiskey in case of emergency occupation. And we left with the richness of time spent with good friends.

I wonder what the poor folks were doin'.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

A Well Built Outhouse


Built from the trees on my buddy Dave's land, each board and beam cut by his Timberking saw mill, we will no longer squat in the woods when at the cabin.

Just poopin',
Just peein',
Open the door,
That's what you'll be seein'.
But if I'm sleepin',
Let me nap,
Just too darn comfortable,
Takin' a crap!

Occupied!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Dodge County Canning Company - Real Good Jams!

When the James Thomas Band is booked for a weekend at the Northwoods Lounge, they set up the night before on Thursday and host an 'Open Stage' night, a chance for anyone, no talent required, to just have some fun singing to a crowd. And a good crowd it is. We had that tonight. I've gotten to know the players and they me. Kinda neat we all like John Prine and a bunch of Prine songs do get sung. We talk about things in common and that seems to be leading to things in common to do. It's a nice network of friends.

I passed around a paper list to get the names and e-mails/phone numbers of this group. Got an informal music group called The Dodge County Canning Company.

It's this goofy bunch who can maybe gather from time to time and just pick and play a bit. Need a bit more of that in this world!

Dodge County Canning Company - Real Good Jams!